last updated: 02.16.01
hi! thanks for coming, sign the guestbook or be beaten! and then read my live journal and then get your own!
okay, i'll talk! in third grade i cheated on my history exam. in fourth grade i stole my uncle max's toupee and i glued it on my face when i was moses in my hebrew school play. in fifth grade i knocked my sister edie down the stairs and i blamed it on the dog...when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch i got nuts and i pigged out and they kicked me out..but the worst thing i ever done...i mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then i went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, i made a noise like this: huaaaaah, huaaah... and then i dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. and then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. i never felt so bad in my entire life. |
